BREAKING: Lion Will Not Seek Reelection as Jungle King
The days of the lion as the King of the Jungle are officially coming to an end. The Fluffington Post has learned that the lion will not seek another term in office and instead will retire from politics.
Last month, rumors began circulating that the lion had signed a seven-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster to pen his memoir and insiders suspected at that time that he might not run for another term.
A press conference is expected to be held tomorrow at the lion estate.
More on this story as it develops…
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