
Mutant Cat Shoots Laser Beams From Tummy
In what geneticists are calling a “freakish marvel,” a 3-year-old cat named Badger has somehow developed the ability to shoot laser beams from his abdomen.
“In all my years as a scientist, I’ve never seen anything like this,” says Harold Chesney, a biologist at Northwestern University. “This is X-men territory right here.”
Submitted by Amanda Hogg.
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