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Mutant Cat Shoots Laser Beams From Tummy

September 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Mutant Cat Shoots Laser Beams From Tummy

In what geneticists are calling a “freakish marvel,” a 3-year-old cat named Badger has somehow developed the ability to shoot laser beams from his abdomen.

“In all my years as a scientist, I’ve never seen anything like this,” says Harold Chesney, a biologist at Northwestern University. “This is X-men territory right here.”

Submitted by Amanda Hogg.

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