Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room

Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room

A new warning was issued today by the Downstairs Safety Board about the dangers of the dreaded “land cat,” which has been terrorizing the living room since late last week.

“The land cat is not to be trifled with,” said DSB director Larry Eames, in the statement. “This is a very dangerous, if extremely cute, predator.”

According to the DSB, the land cat will use its overwhelming adorableness to lure its victims into a false sense of security. Once it has you in its so-called “cuddle grip,” it’s too late – there’s no escape.  

The DSB is advising all downstairs residents to exercise extreme caution when traveling in or around the living room area.

Via intanveterinaryclinic.