
Kitty Convinced Someone Is Stealing the Water
Elishka the cat knows something isn’t right: she can feel it in her bones.
“Every time the sink fills up with water, it inevitably flows right back out,” said close friend and advisor Tarquin Willeford. “Her working theory is that a team of highly trained, stealth ninja hamsters, employed by a major canine crime syndicate, are stealing the water. Let me stress, though, that’s just a working theory.”
According to Willeford, Elishka will remain vigilant and vows to get to the bottom of this mystery. "She’s currently planning a stakeout of the bathroom sink,“ he told The Fluffington Post by phone. "She’ll stay there all night if she has to.”
Via oceanic.
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