Cat Plays Dead to Get Out of Work

Cat Plays Dead to Get Out of Work

Izzy has a serious case of the Mondays.  The three year old cat woke up this morning feeling sluggish and uninspired – not sick, exactly, but certainly in no shape to go punch the clock at the nap factory where she works.

“Then she had a stroke of genius,” said a coworker speaking on the condition of anonymity. “Calling in sick only gets you out of one day at the office, but call in dead and you dodge weeks, months… maybe even years of work.”

While some might classify what Izzy is doing as “insurance fraud,” our sources say that Izzy, who is planning to collect on her life insurance policy as her own heir, feels she is entitled to her respite.  

Via CyberMacs.