
Kitten Loses Job at Nap Factory
Layoffs at the local nap factory have hit Suni the kitten hard. After budget cuts at the plant forced a round of layoffs in early May, Suni found herself without a paying job for the first time in years. According to friends, the kitten hasn’t taken it very well. "Oh she’s been sending out resumes, sure,“ said Linda Conroy, a source close to the situation, "but I don’t think she’s slept in weeks.”
While most cats are living the high life, economists warn that kitties who do find themselves out of work will have an increasingly difficult time finding gainful employment because the demand for professional napping is at a 5-year low.
Via Llolker.
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