Area Cat Sleeps With Money Bags
It’s a well known fact that cats make up the majority of the 1%, but Michigan-area kitten Arliss Reginal Butterworth takes his love of money to an extreme. According to numerous sources, the kitten, heir to a multi-billion dollar catnip fortune and endowed with a sizable trust fund, actually sleeps with bags of money.
“He plays with it,” one outraged member of the Butterworth’s staff, who wished to remain anonymous, told The Fluffington Post. "He actually bats the cash around like it’s nothing. Meanwhile, he pays his us kibble. That’s not a euphemism – he literally tried to pay us with Meow Mix last week.“
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