
Cat Beats All Comers at ‘Just Dance 4’
Tofu the cat is in excellent shape. The reason? He is a beast when it comes to the Wii U game Just Dance 4. He’s so good, in fact, that most of his friends refuse to play him.
“It’s just non-stop ‘perfect’ rankings when you’re playing against Tofu,” said Stephanie Teppick, a source close to the situation. “He’s mastered every move of every track in the entire game.”
Friends complain that the 5-year-old cat has an unfair advantage: he’s a cat so has no responsibilities and basically sits at home practicing all day.
Via tofukittycat.
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