Kitty Finds Exercise Equipment Ineffective

Kitty Finds Exercise Equipment Ineffective

Sam the cat recently purchased a pricey elliptical machine.  According to friends, Sam’s New Year’s resolution every year for the past three has been to lose weight, and so far he hasn’t been successful.  But this year, said friends, Sam is getting serious.

There’s only one problem: Sam can’t figure out how to make the high tech exercise machine work.

“He was really excited when the FedEx truck pulled up yesterday with his new toy,” said roommate Jim Ferguson.  "But once he got it into the living room and hopped on, nothing seemed to happen.  He’s not burning any calories and he’s not breaking a sweat.“

Ferguson suspects Sam might be doing it wrong and has urged his roommate to read the manual.

Via lilgirlblue.