Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

Winton the cat has long suffered from a flaky skalp, but according to recent reports, his dandruff problem has now reached epically more dire levels.

“We’re doing everything we can to keep his skin moisturized and free of oil after baths,” said Dr. Bruce Tannenbaum at the Selsun Blue Institute for Hair Care Studies. ”Unfortunately, we’re dealing with a relatively serious and rapidly progressing case here.”

According to Dr. Tannenbaum, if currently available treatments don’t work, plan B is to get Winton a hat.

Via virtualwayfarer.