Kitty Arrested for Illegal Catnip Growing Operation
An area kitty is in custody today after authorities raided her home and found an expansive, illegal catnip growing operation.
“This was a huge bust,” said DEA spokesperson Tony Millet at a press conference. “The street value of this ‘nip is easily $30,000.”
The cat, whose name has not yet been released, could face up to 5 years in prison if convicted.
Via julieebonics.
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