Area Kitten Shocked People Still Care About Lance Armstrong

Area Kitten Shocked People Still Care About Lance Armstrong

Local kitten Marney is sick of hearing about Lance Armstrong.  As people prepare to watch the exclusive interview between the disgraced athlete and Oprah, in which Armstrong is expected to admit to doping, Marney’s reaction is: yawn.

“She gave up on Lance years ago,” said Lizzy Goler, a source close to the situation.  "She was a big fan and cheered him on to his first five Tour de France titles. But then she started getting bored by cycling and when the doping stuff started to really come full bore, she just gave up.“

According to Goler, Marney does hope the interview goes well for Oprah.

"Marney’s a cat, so she doesn’t have a job and can’t afford cable.  She misses Oprah on network TV, but she wishes her well,” said Goler.  "She also hopes all the Armstrong drama and douchery – her word, not mine – won’t damage the good work that Livestrong does.“

Via jmari52.