Kitten Wrestling Match Ends in Nap
A kitten wrestling match broadcast live on Pay-Per-View television last night ended disappointingly in a stalemate when both competitors fell asleep.
“This actually isn’t all that uncommon for kitten wrestling,” said feline sports analyst Chuck Winooski. “I’d say probably 50% of the matches end in one or both competitors napping. I’m honestly not sure what made us think this would be a good sport.”
Via Sonti Molonti.
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