
Area Kitten Can’t Seem to Get Dry
A kitten named Ollie has used 10 towels in an effort to dry himself after a recent bath.
“He just keeps rolling around in them,” says Jamie Mahr, a source close to the situation. “But always emerges wet. He’s not really up to speed on this whole towel thing yet.”
Via Ollie the Kitten.
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