Kitten Charged With Tail Assault
An area kitten has been arrested and charged with first-degree tail assault after nibbling ferociously on his father’s hindquarters.
“It was really shocking,” says Stacy Powers, who witnessed the incident first-hand. “That kitten came out of nowhere and went right for the tail. The cat never stood a chance.”
Police have not released the name of the kitten, as he is a minor.
Via trevor_magilister.
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