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STUDY: Kittens Healthier Than Soda

May 21, 2012 · Leave a Comment

STUDY: Kittens Healthier Than Soda

A 5-year study from the National Institutes of Health finds that kittens are much better for you than soda.

“Sodas are extremely high in sugar, whereas most kittens are sugar-free,” says Dr. Bertrand Oxmeyer, a lead researcher at the NIH who oversaw the study. “Consuming large quantities of sugar can lead to serious health problems – diabetes, obesity. By contrast, our study found that kittens are basically just adorable, and cause no adverse health effects.”

Critics of the study ask why the hell it took five years to figure this out.

Via Explore.org

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