
Kitten Science Scores at an All-Time Low
A survey conducted by the Department of Education finds that kittens are falling further and further behind in the sciences. Teachers are struggling to devise new ways to keep them engaged.
“If kittens want to remain competitive in the global marketplace, they’re going to have to start paying attention in science classes,” says Mark Wong, an educator and representative of Tech for America. “What about lasers? Lasers are sciencey, and cats love that sh*t.”
Via AshleyAsthenia.
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