Kitten Buys Incorrect Sandal Size, Loses Receipt
In his haste, Buttons inadvertently grabbed a pair of large sandals from the shelf at a local shoe store. He realized his error as soon as he got home, but discovered he had left the receipt behind.
“He’s tried to tinker with them a little to get a better fit,” says Martha Winfree, a source familiar with the situation. “He’s even put them through the wash to shrink them. No luck.”
Submitted by David Bain.
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