FBI Arrests 12 Kittens in Far-Reaching Sting
Federal law enforcement agents have arrested at least 12 kittens in connection with an elaborate criminal scheme that reaches the highest levels of the cat community.
The FBI’s press liaison would not reveal additional details about the sting operation, but did note that Minerva Kittenbreath (pictured above) was among those taken into custody. Kittenbreath has been under federal surveillance for months and is suspected of masterminding a number of organized crime efforts.
Submitted by Stace.
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