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Kitten Sticks It to Telemarketers

April 6, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Kitten Sticks It to Telemarketers

There are few things worse in this world than SPAM telephone calls. They waste your time, your cell minutes and your patience.

But one kitten has made it his life’s mission to fight back.

“Jeff was so tired of getting offers for free cruises and mortgage refinances,” says Marlene Smith, a friend of the kitten. “But instead of hanging up on them, or asking them to remove him from the list – which never works – Jeff pretends to be interested in the offer.”

According to Smith, the clever cat plays along, right up until he gets a senior manager or salesperson, then lets them have it. “He’ll just suddenly scream bloody murder into the phone. It really freaks them out, and they never call back.”

Via funslsc.

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