Kitten Tests Working Light Saber
Notable kitten physicist Dr. Nibs is a big Star Wars fan. When he’s not researching dark matter and other deep space phenomena, Nibs tinkers with Jedi technology.
He had a breakthrough in his lab on Thursday when he succeeded in projecting a beam of solid, glowing blue plasma – essentially, the blade of the fictional light saber.
“We’re still a long way from making a weapon out of it,” says Sam Fairbanks, Nibs’ lab assistant. “But we’re one step closer. Hopefully we can generate a red one next. Those are way cooler.”
Via Oh Hai I’m Kerry.
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