Kitten Lifeguard Admits She Can’t Swim

Kitten Lifeguard Admits She Can’t Swim

In a shocking revelation made exclusively to The Fluffington Post, a spokesperson for kitten lifeguard Lilly claims she never learned how to swim.

“Lilly deeply regrets any miscommunication about her job duties,” says Turner Knowlton. “When she was hired, everything just happened so fast. She didn’t have a chance to inform pool officials that she’s not the strongest swimmer.”

Community members, however, are outraged.

“It’s a major safety issue,” says Candice Jiminez, a local resident. “When our kids swim in the pool, we need to know they’re being looked after. The town needs to start vetting these employees more thoroughly.”

Via McSandwichMaker.