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Engineers: Cardboard Is Fatal Flaw in Kitten’s New Fort

May 14, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Engineers: Cardboard Is Fatal Flaw in Kitten’s New Fort

After conducting a cursory survey Monday morning, two independent structural engineers have concluded that the fort built by an Australian kitten will not withstand an invasion.

The flaw? “It’s made of cardboard,” says Stu Kaplan, one of the architects who reviewed the new construction. “Historically, cardboard has not been found to withstand marauders or even inclement weather.”

Still, Oz the kitten, a resident of Sydney, will not be deterred from his investment. “We advised him to start over, but he plans to just pad the walls with pillow cases. I assure you, it won’t help,” Kaplan tells The Fluffington Post.

Via sunjaec.

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