NYC Kitten Hypnotizes Victims Before Snuggling
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has issued a warning for all five boroughs to be on the lookout for a kitten named Clove (pictured above). The 8-week-old is wanted for hypnotizing people with his intense eyes and then snuggling them inappropriately.
Clove was last seen snuggling with his sister Clementine “all day long,” according to eye-witnesses. As always, if you see something, say something.
Submitted by Eric West.
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