
Kitten Falls Asleep Reading World’s Most Boring Email
The subject line was simply “hi.” It seemed innocent enough.
But when Flower the kitten clicked on the fateful message, she knew the course of her day would be changed forever.
“hi flower, how r u? I’m good,” the email began. “I really just wanted to say hi and tell you that my mom finally got that mole removed, after like forever. I kept telling her, what are you waiting for?”
The message continued in the same vein from there. Needless to say, Flower passed out cold mid-sentence, and enjoyed a two-hour nap right there in the middle of the work day.
Via HembachG.
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