Kitten Orders Venti Coffee From Starbucks

Kitten Orders Venti Coffee From Starbucks

In a move that will certainly lead to “afternoon jitters,” a kitten named Max insisted on ordering a Venti blonde roast from Starbucks this morning, despite protests of co-workers.

“The cup is larger than he is,” says Jared Ferretti, who shares a cubicle with the kitten. “How could anyone drink that much coffee in one day? It’s insane.”

Sources say Max stands by his purchase.

“It’s not the first time,” says Jennifer Sawyer, another co-worker. “Max pounds coffee like a champ. He has to ever since he took that night job as a bouncer at The Kit Kat Klub.”

Via ohlongjohnson1.