
Kitten’s Work Attire is ‘Too Formal’
Sources at the local paper mill confirm that Todd the kitten came to his first day of work dressed more formally than required. "The company dress code is business casual,“ says HR manager, Emily Targus. "I have no idea how Todd interpreted that as black tie.”
For his part, friends say Todd was thoroughly embarrassed by his wardrobe choice and plans to wear khakis and a sweater on Monday.
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