Basket of Kittens ‘Not Evil’ Says Kitten Spokesperson
When a basket of sinister looking kittens was discovered on Martha Hancock’s front stoop, she was understandably concerned.
“I love kittens, they’re adorable,” she tells The Fluffington Post. “But something wasn’t quite right about these little guys. I just felt like they were … watching me.”
But a spokesperson from Kittens United says Hancock has nothing to worry about.
“These kittens aren’t evil, they’re just looking for a good home,” explains Calvin Arnes. “They bear no ill will.”
Via noizesinmyhead.
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