Kitten Defiant After Loitering Arrest
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
Gresham, OR – A local kitten picked up as part of a recent police crackdown on the Tuna4Lyfe gang has remained defiant, refusing to speak to investigators even as she remains behind bars. Since the kitten is a juvenile, her name cannot be released to the press, but her street name is rumored to be Tigger.
The kitten is facing preliminary charges of loitering, catnip possession, and vandalism, but is also rumored to have hissed at, scratched and even bitten investigators. If charges are pressed for these incidents, she could be tried as an adult cat.
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