Kitten Makes Case for Own Adoption
Jingle, a local kitten, has put together a 20-slide PowerPoint deck that extols the merits of adopting him.
“There are at least seven slides on cuteness. Three on companionship,” says Caleb Fitzgerald, who has seen the presentation. “He’s shopping it around to a few prospective clients and taking a lot of meetings. Jingle won’t just settle for any old adopter.”
Via zach10za.
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