Cats Accused of Public Display of Affection
Two local cats were cited for violation of anti-PDA laws this afternoon, according to sources. The cats were spotted around 1pm, smooching on the steps of city hall and police were called to the scene. They needed to be separated, according to the arrest log, and sent to separate rooms to cool off.
“It was disgusting,” said 11-year-old witness Billy Goldfarb. "They were just sitting there being all lovey dovey. Gross.“
Both cats face hefty fines for their actions.
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