NYC Pup Lands Lead Role in Star Wars Spin-Off Flick
The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that the belabored casting of George Lucas’s forthcoming Ewok movie Endor: Beginnings has finally been completed.
Jack, a four-year-old dog from New York City, has been cast in the lead role of Wachu, a spunky young Ewok who must leave his tribal village in search of the true meaning of Christmas.
Admittedly, the film does break from Star Wars lore, but in its defense, it will make a crap-ton of money.
Submitted by Lauren Musacchio.
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