Horse: This Is Straw
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to reports, a local horse is not all pleased that he was just given straw, as opposed to his normal meal of hay. As his spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post, Harvey can definitely tell the difference and does not appreciate you insulting his intelligence.
“Harvey has a very well-developed palate,” says Clint Hansbrough. “He also has an acute horse sense. If you feed him the wrong thing, he’s going to call you out on it – it’s that simple. Besides, everyone knows that hay is part of a healthy horse diet, while straw is normally used for bedding. I mean, really. This stuff isn’t rocket science.”