Time Traveling Cat Appears on Rare $2 Bill

Time Traveling Cat Appears on Rare $2 Bill

Theoretical physicists have voiced concern over a possible tear in the time-space continuum since a rare U.S. $2 bill surfaced with the image of a cat accompanying Thomas Jefferson.

The cat in question? None other than Hank, a candidate for senate in the commonwealth of Virginia – Jefferson’s birthplace.

“The note was discontinued in 1966, and there certainly wasn’t a cat on it back then,” says currency historian Mark Hentz. “I’m not really sure what’s going on.”

But Dr. Nelson Kim, a physicist who studies time paradoxes at MIT, has two theories. “Either Hank traveled through time to affect the minting between 1869 and 1966, or he went even further back to befriend Jefferson himself, thus ensuring his inclusion in the portrait. Either way, that’s a lot of work for a campaign stunt.”

You can purchase one of these rare notes from Hank’s campaign website. At a mere $1.50, it’s a real steal. Proceeds benefit the Rzhevka Animal Shelter in St. Petersburg, Russia.