

A Pekingese named King Kong finally threw in the towel…er, sweater on Friday after a marathon clothes fitting session in which he simply could not make a promising Gap sweater work.

“He struggled with it for about three hours,” says Hila Stein, a source close to the dog and his fashion sense. “He was really into the stripes and the knit was extremely comfortable. But in the end, he just couldn’t get his chubby head through the neck hole.”

Witnesses claim they saw Kong walking sheepishly to the returns counter at a local outlet mall the very same day.
“He was bummed out, but I always say, if it’s not a slam dunk fit, you’ll regret it,” Stein adds.
via @kingkong_vely
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