
Man Found Dead Under Giant Cat
NYPD officers identified the body of area resident Sean Celaya beneath what one onlooker described as a “feline monstrosity.”
“One day he was living his life, minding his own business. The next, he’s squashed by a giant cat,” neighbor Saul Steinberg tells The Fluffington Post. “It’s a damn shame, I tell you.”
Vegas, the cat in question, was brought in by police for questioning, but released on her own recognizance, pending a manslaughter investigation.
Submitted by Chelsea Stark.
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