
Puppy Ranks First in His High School Class
Gochi the puppy was overjoyed when he recently found out his high school class rank is #1. According to sources close to the situation, he has had straight As all year, and due to a quirk in how Advanced Placement courses are calculated, his GPA is actually over 4.0.
“This wasn’t an accident,” said lockermate Tina Pepper. "Gochi works really hard and studies like crazy. He deserves this.“
The pup plans to go to college to become a firearm sniffing dog for the ATF.
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