
Dog’s Santa Costume Lacks Crucial Details
A local dog named Miele has been criticized by media and mall patrons for his “half-baked” attempt at a Santa costume.
“Sure, he’s got the suit, but where’s the hat? Where’s the beard?” says Charlie Hopewell, one of the dog’s most outspoken critics. “Where’s the bowl full of jelly? A few key props would go a long way, here.”
Via Ginevra Beltrame.
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