
Dog Forgets to Vote
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
An area dog is beside himself after realizing that he never got around to voting earlier this week. According to friends, Humphrey was intent on casting his vote for Tuesday’s presidential election. However, other things simply got in the way.
“Humphrey is a very busy dog,” says Braden Rourke. “He definitely wanted to vote, but he would have had to send in for an absentee ballot weeks ago since he’s registered out of state. He’s not going to remember to do that.”
Despite the disappointment, Humphrey is reportedly taking a proactive approach to 2014’s midterm elections.
“He’s already got a notification set on his iPhone,” says Rourke. “As long as he actually remembers to vote, he’ll be good. I wouldn’t bet on it, though.”
Via liquidanbar.
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