Dog Counts Down the Seconds Until Cleanse Is Over

Ganymede, a pug from Long Island, New York, is nearly done with a seventy-two hour juice cleanse and he can’t wait. Sources close to the situation confirm to The Fluffington Post that the puppy has procured a decadent cupcake to celebrate the conclusion of the dietary ordeal.

“It’s been awful, I think, for him,” said close friend Stanley Ruggieri. “I mean, the whole thing was his idea in the first place, but he seriously complained the entire time.”

According to Ruggieri the pup was trying to lose a last bit of “holiday weight” that he’d put over over Christmas.

“I think going hog wild on sweets the second the cleanse is over probably defeats the purpose,” said Ruggieri. “But that’s Ganymede for you. No impulse control.”

Via nabob1670.