Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law

Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law

The dog congress — the governing body for all dogs — met today in a closed door session to vote on a controversial bill that would make public butt sniffing legal only on the weekends. The bill passt 82-74, with one abstention and one not present.

“The congress feels that butt sniffing during the week is hurting productivity,” said spokesperson Angela Cortina. ”That’s not something our nation needs during these tough economic times. We must do everything we can to compete in the global market, even if that means making difficult sacrifices.”

It remains to be seen whether President Scruffles will paw stamp the bill into law.

Via danania.