
REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust
Didn’t get an invitation to Olive’s Party Rockin’ New Year’s Eve-a-Palooza™? You’re not alone.
The event was so exclusive, only the highest of society were invited. There’s a reason New York Magazine named it among the “top 10 hottest parties in Manhattan.”
There was only one problem: No one showed up.
Exclusive photos obtained by The Fluffington Post reveal a lonely pup in an empty apartment, strewn with confetti.
“It’s likely she over-shot with the guest list,” says gossip columnist Rebecca Holtz. “You can’t invite Barack Obama, Roger Federer and Freddie Mercury and expect those kinds of people to attend. Freddie’s been dead for 20 years, for crying out loud.”
Submitted by Nina Frazier.
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