Kitty Cuts Costs By Increasing Cuteness

Kitty Cuts Costs By Increasing Cuteness

Faced with massive potential layoffs in her department, an ingenious young kitten named Shetti figured out a way to cut costs by increasing cuteness.

“She realized that if she could boost cuteness by just 11%, she could actually slash costs by over 40%,” said company executive Marvin Luce. “Once she did that, her department went from one of the organization’s biggest losers to one of its biggest winners overnight.”

Because of the brilliant “more cute, more snuggles” strategy implemented by Shetti, her department is on track to turn its first profit since 2005 and could actually hire additional workers in the third quarter.

Via Merlijn Hoek.