Toronto Cat Is ‘Too Cool for School’
Researchers say a cat named Kennebunkport (Kenny to his friends) is exhibiting coolness readings that are off the charts.
“Kenny is a pretty cool cat,” says Dr. Marvin Burnette of the University of Toronto. “But when he puts those shades on, the coolness data spikes wildly. It’s hard to get a clear reading, but I think it’s safe to say he’s too cool for school.”
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
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