Kitty Union Demands Food Dish Be Left Out All Day

Kitty Union Demands Food Dish Be Left Out All Day

Cat Union Local 402 is threatening to strike unless their demand that the food dish be left our during the day is met.

“Enough of the scheduled feedings,” said cat union spokesperson, Colin Hubbard. “These cats work hard, they play hard, they nap hard, and they deserve to eat whenever they get hungry, not just when ‘The Man’ deems it okay.”

Hubbard said the kitties are fully prepared the strike and that the Hamsters Union may join them. The hamsters won a similar fight earlier this year, and their food is now dispensed throughout the day via a canister affixed to the side of their cage.

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Via paulina_araujo.