First Feline Mind Meld Confirmed
Though rumors and speculation have been circulating for years, scientists have confirmed that two Toronto cats have successfully merged their minds together, creating what some are calling a “super brain.”
“Kennebunkport and Brooklyn keep their heads together for about twenty minutes and concentrate on matching brain wave frequencies,” says feline neurologist Audrey Simmons. “We could clearly see, using electromagnetic equipment, that they began to share one consciousness.”
Researchers are unsure what the cats plan to do with their super brain, though there is some concern that it may be used for nefarious purposes.
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
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