
Cats Are “Not Evil,” Says Cat Spokesperson
Amid growing concerns that cats could destroy the universe, cause serious computer problems, and throw lame parties, Kim Barsham, a spokesperson for Cats United, has reassured the press that cats are “not evil, just misunderstood.”
While anyone who has met a cat may have their doubts, this official word should satisfy some until the next catastrophe strikes.
Photo via Kazuyo Terada.
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