Feline Duo Suspected in Sofa Cushion Theft

Feline Duo Suspected in Sofa Cushion Theft

New Jersey police have reported the theft of a large, black sofa cushion with ribbed fabric upholstery. The top suspects at this time are Lola and Stella, a duo known for theft and other criminal activity in the area.

“One minute the cushion was there, right on the sofa,” says Regina Lathem, couch owner. “The next, it was gone. There’s a huge gap now, and I just know who’s responsible. It’s those cats. I’m sure of it.”

Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that a full and sweeping investigation is underway, though it has yet to produce any viable leads.

Via Marissa Rosen Gago.