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Cat’s Bedroom Decor Is ‘Off-Putting’ Say Dates

July 26, 2016 · Leave a Comment

Area cat and self-espoused “ladies’ man” Mr. White lives up to his moniker, according to friends.

“He’s on Tinder all day,” says Robin Seagrim, a friend of Mr. White who keeps close tabs on his dating life. “He’s a handsome guy, I’m not shy about saying so. The girls love him.”

But he runs into trouble when bringing his dates home. “He’s a little – how should I put this – self-absorbed,” says Seagrim. 

Multiple sources have confirmed that Mr. White’s bedroom decor includes a giant throw pillow with his own face on it.

“I’m not sure what he’s trying to accomplish,” says Seagrim. “But apparently he’s brought home a few dates who are so freaked out by it, they bolt on the spot.”

via @white_coffee_cat_

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