Unicycling Cat Delights Birthday Party Crowds
Small businesses are the backbone of the nation’s economy, and Terrence the cat has had plenty of success ever since he started charging to perform his unicycle act at birthday parties.
“He’s been doing very well,” confirmed March Vassillo, a longtime client. “I generally have to book him months in advance now. Birthdays, garden parties… I even heard he’s playing the fireman’s ball.”
Terrence charges $25/hour and his rider requests a green room stocked with Fancy Feast a Evian bottled water.
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